Lester never actually showed up in Oakland

Posted: November 25, 2014 by souldysfunction in MLB

Jon Lester, I believe, never actually landed in Oakland when he left Boston. Pretty sure he went to Florida or Wisconsin for the season and just did stuff. You know like make cheese from scratch or comb beaches for lost hearing aides. The doppelganger that did take the field in Oakland is already being escorted out of the land of hardwood. After going 6-4 in 11 games, which isn’t to bad per say, but his double life luck run out in the post season which is WHY Oakland got him. This evil other gave up 6 runs, all earned, in 7.1 innings and Oakland enjoyed the fun in the sun for the rest of the winter.

Now the once ace is headed somewhere else, it’s to be seen if its the Evil doppelganger or the Real Jon Lester arrives for the shuttle service.

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