Sadly this doesn’t surprise me….

Posted: November 27, 2014 by souldysfunction in MLB
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According to a report I saw Jose Canseco, who recently shot his finger off with his own gun while cleaning it, is going to sell his finger and possibly the gun.

So first before I go into anything else, HE SHOT HIS FINGER OFF WITH A GUN WHILE CLEANING IT. Let that sink in for a while. Feeling it in the pit of your stomach yet… No maybe just a really bad taste in the back of your mouth. He shot off his finger while cleaning his gun. Whats worst then being stupid enough to shoot your finger off while cleaning your own damn gun? Having it sewed on BAD ENOUGH that it falls back off in the middle of a card game. “I see your bet and raise you… awesome my finger, yup I raise you my damn finger. Balls enough to match that??” The quick stitch place sewed it on badly enough that it fell off again, kinda like his nutz to steroids…. Yup I went there.

Now he has a finger in an ice box and has no idea what to do with it.

Who keeps their finger in an ice box? Seriously, like anyone thought he was all there in the first place but the guy put his severed finger in an ice box. Then like any red blooded American decided to tweet that he would sell it… Yup sell it… sad part is someone will buy this and put it in a jar somewhere. Some time in the future it will be the only remaining part of a once pretty good baseball player that isn’t completely shriveled up.

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