Cutler is 3 years old

Posted: December 16, 2014 by souldysfunction in NFL
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Jay Cutler …. Oh Jay Culter

First and foremost your a tard with the mental stability of a 3 year old. Yes I will readily admit his offensive line and team hasn’t always been the best but come on this guys been a bust since he was drafted.

Lets move past the Denver years where he was a whopping 17-20 in 3 years with 37 INTs and 51 sacks. Instead lets focus on Chicago, since for the reasons of this article we have to.

Jay has always been a head case we all know this and no one should debate this, if you do I’ll throw something at you. He has been called out for being a pouty baby on the sidelines, or laughing and joking after being pulled from a game because he played so poorly. His work ethic has been questioned more times the my toddler says ‘Why’, trust me that is A LOT. He always looks disinterested in the game around him when he is not throwing mini tantrums on the sidelines. As far as his stats in Chi-town:

  • 6 years including this year
  • 3 winning seasons however only played 10 games for one of those seasons
  • 44-37 career wins and losses in Chicago
  • Made Playoffs ONCE and was one and done (2010)
  • Has only played 15+ games 3 times in the last 6 seasons
  • Was sacked 52 times in 2010 and a total of 203 times in 6 years
  • On Average is sacked 7% of the time when dropping back for a pass (Peyton is the best at less then half that)
  • Has lead the INTs in a season twice this year being one of those (26 in 2009 and 18 this season)
  • Total of 93 INTs in last 6 seasons
  • Has only had a QBR above 60 once in 6 years (his best QBR was as a Bronco)

Just looking at the stats Culter is a average AT BEST quarterback with tendencies of just plain stupid. Now lets add in all the stories about him and his team. Just this season his top WR called him out, his Offensive Coordinator called him out and the fans are burning effigies of him in the stands during games and just this past post game press conference Chicago’s own local sports writers didn’t even show up. Jay says he’s ‘hurt’ by the Offensive Coordinators remarks of Chicago having buyers remorse and then goes out against NO (One of the worst defenses in the league this year) and blows a goat.

Seriously stop Jay just stop.

I don’t at all blame Denver or Chicago having buyers remorse for your sorry butt. I don’t blame your teammates for calling your out or even letting a sack or two through the line just to get you to shut your damn trap. Sure there are a lot of worst quarterbacks in the league but they didn’t get paid like a top ranking QB. Your damn lucky someone gave you that money and hasn’t asked for it back. Get over your damn ‘hurt’ feelings and man up or join Ryan Leaf’s all headcase team.

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”


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