Shouts from the Portalet

Posted: March 2, 2017 by souldysfunction in General Sports Rant, MLB
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Welcome to the debut of my new feature!

I decided since I seem to do a lot of thinking in the john I’d start writing from there too. Yup you read that right. I figure since it is hard to do research from the porcelain throne this would be more about short thoughts all piled together.

So lets get to it.

The San Diego Padres and Petco park decided to hold a fishing competition before they re-sodded the field. Thanks to Fox 5 News for the photo.

The Red Sox are ‘seriously concerned’ that pitcher David Price will need Tommy John surgery.

What is the over-under on how many MLB stars are going to peak during the WBC and then be total cr@p for the first part of the season?

Saw a Pre-season game the other day where two players were wearing the same jersey number and were both on base at the same time. The announcers were hilarious. It has got to be hard enough with 60-70 guys in spring training half of which aren’t wearing names on their jerseys and have numbers over 50. I have heard many of them complain about the hand writing of the managers too when trying to identify some random Single A invite.

DO NOT IMPLEMENT replay in Spring training games! If they get it wrong they get it wrong period. Remember it is the Umpires pre season too.

I think Tommy John should get royalties for every time we mention his name. That just might make people be smarter about wearing out their arms.

Okay that’s all for now.


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