Squawk! So I obviously haven’t been writing on here much lately but if for some reason you’ve been missing my innate sence of pseudo wisdom I’ve been tweeting a lot lately during the MLB playoff games.
Be sure to check out my Twitter account as I have no idea how to have it post here when I tweet there.
I’ve decided that some times I need to just post quick thoughts about the stuff I see Bleacher Report and Espn notify me of. So here is the first edition:
Joey Votto continues to be a HUGE jackarse, I don’t care he gave the guy a signed ball after wards you NEVER touch a fan especially one that showed no way that he was interfering with you.
Yasil Puig is a giant baby. People have been telling this guy for 4 years he needed to stop being a jerk and now they have had enough. I’ve been saying it for sometime his attitude and work ethic was going to get his arse in trouble. Bye Puig happy freakin trails you giant toddler.
I think more Umps should throw out obnoxious hateful fans. Hell I think you should let more of the greeter/seat checker people throw people out. I’m tried of going to a game with my boy to enjoy the glory that is baseball and having some drunk know-it all douche canoe ruin it by being a dumbarse.
Rio Olympics should be more like Survivor and anyone that makes it out of Rio without a rare disease gets a medal. From what everything I read says half the Olympic stuff isn’t built and the rest is in terrible condition. I have no desire to even watch this Olympics seriously just give people medals for showing up and let them go home in their hazmat suits.
Why the hell is MLB network showing ANYTHING other then baseball when there are live games being played? I like Bull Durham but I can only watch it 25 times instead of watching live baseball.
MLB needs to adopt the NFL rule about the Goal Line. Home plate should extend infinitely up. If someone slides and they cross the edges of the plate before being tagged they are safe. All these head first slides are going to get someone killed or maimed or both. Stop it, how am I supposed to teach my boy to slide with his feet if the guys he watches everyday don’t.
Tom Brady is a baby, meet your new roommate Yasil Puig. Both of you can get a wet nap and wipe your pissy tears away.
Okay I’m done ranting for his edition, enjoy the rest of your day!
Well I’ve written over 50 articles now and the blog has been up about a month.
What do you all think?
Worth the reads?
Okay but not really commenting material?
What can I do to make this thingy better(besides more authors as I know that one)?
Thank you all in advance for reading the dribble I put up here and for the support going forward.
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Souldysfunction
“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”
Just wanted to say thank you to all my readers (Facebook and WordPress followers), according to my blog stats I’m at 99 post views!! That’s awesome in my book, as I’ve blogged many times before and never got close to that. Thank you so much.
I promise to continue to write my weird style and spin on things I see, and to continue to try to get more writers on this site.
Please keep reading and enjoying and I would love any feedback or comments on any of my posts.
Thank you again 🙂
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All Sorry for the slow down in posted material lately as Ive been sick as hell and so has my awesome family. Having a sick toddler sleeping on your chest every night … and most the day slows down any research or writing abilities. Ill pick it back up ASAP.
Thank you all for your continued reading and support
SoulDysfunction
60 Rows Up and Behind a Pole 